Rock Ridge Town Council - Unisex T-Shirt christmas A marquee-shaped frame in red

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Rock Ridge Town Council - Unisex T-Shirt christmas A marquee-shaped frame in redRoll call at a town meeting where every single citizen shares one last name is bureaucratic absurdity elevated to pure art. Governance gets tricky when your entire constituency is basically a family reunion. Inspired by Blazing Saddles. The Details: Large red western style serif text reads "ROCK RIDGE TOWN COUNCIL" across the top. White serif text below lists thirty council member names in three columns across ten rows, each bearing the surname