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Two black silhouette palm trees stand beside a red oval reading "TWENTY NINE" in white block text

Declaring yourself reformed the night before senior year is the kind of optimism that only survives until third period

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White block capitals read "THE" and "INN" flanking a flowing white cursive script reading "Newporter" with ornamental swashes

Arched golden-yellow serif text reads "LAW OFFICES OF" above a scales of justice illustration

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