Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Unisex Sweatshirt covina with orange text in the

with orange text in the same bubbly typeface reading "GROWNUPS" directly below

Printed on our warm & cozy heavyweight unisex hoodie (hooded sweatshirt)

Arched distressed white slab-serif text reads "ALL GOOD" across the top

A high-contrast halftone portrait of Ellis in a suit

Distressed white text beneath reads "I LIED

Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Unisex Sweatshirt covina with orange text in theAstronomy teachers have spent decades pretending Uranus is just a planet, and nobody's buying it anymore. Wrapping a butt joke in earnest Earth Day packaging is the only form of environmentalism with a 100% engagement rate. The Details: Light blue distressed text reading "KEEP EARTH CLEAN" arcs above a cartoon illustration of Earth with blue oceans, green continents, and white clouds, encircled by a dashed orbit line with green leaf sprigs on each