Snow's Out Ho's Out - Unisex Hoodie burgers Two red five-pointed stars flank

Two red five-pointed stars flank distressed white stencil text reading "THIS ONE'S" above blue text reading "FOR" and "YOU" on either side of a gray Aiwa portable cassette player labeled "AUTOREVERSE

and a laser device on its head emits a red beam

giving folks common ground after long days in the fields

Millions of years of natural selection peaked at a species that argues ball-and-strike calls with a guy standing three feet away

Design inspired by Jackie Chiles from Seinfeld

Snow's Out Ho's Out - Unisex Hoodie burgers Two red five-pointed stars flankSanta's catchphrase being three repetitions of 'ho' was always suspiciously on the nose for a guy who watches people in bed all year. Snow just gave him the excuse to finally say it with intent. The Details: Decorative white script text reads "Snow's Out" above a vintage hand drawn illustration of a winking Santa Claus face with a red hat, green holly, rosy cheeks, and a full white beard, surrounded by scattered white snow dots. Bold white blackletter