It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Unisex T-Shirt nerds A gold ribbon banner displays

A gold ribbon banner displays "1985" in dark lettering

with text reading "JUST PUTTING ON THE 2ND COAT NOW

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Bold blue outlined retro-futuristic text reads "IT'S" above and "SHOW TIME

It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Unisex T-Shirt nerds A gold ribbon banner displaysRebranding a gut as a "father figure" takes the same energy as calling a recliner "home office infrastructure." The belly didn't change, but now it has a title and demands respect at the cookout. The Details: Lowercase white retro rounded serif text reads "it's not a" above "dad bod it's a" in the same groovy 1970s inspired style. Bold uppercase white slab serif text reads "FATHER FIGURE" in a larger scale with a distressed vintage texture. Fit &